mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

(Source: guy)

don’t eat pizza and then drink and then go swimming don’t do it 

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

(Source: saint-ebay)

iswearimnotnaked:

iswearimnotnaked:

aint nobody fuckin w/ my clique 

we’re having a sleepover

iswearimnotnaked:

iswearimnotnaked:

aint nobody fuckin w/ my clique 

we’re having a sleepover

i’m going on a 5 hour drive to tennessee w/ my family today if u don’t hear from me again u know what happened