jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

(Source: ziall)

laughbitches:

clannyphantom:

how was everyone’s easter???

i fucked an egg

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

buttermilkqueen:

i dont even know who i have on skype anymore like

image

(Source: beeblejuice)

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

versacepromises:

melodyfranta:

Why does every gay person have to make something that offends straight people?

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.